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Jan
30
Buffalo Theory
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The Buffalo Theory by Cliff Clavin:
If only this were true, we’d all be genius’s, I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on “Cheers.”
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here’s how he explained it:
“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”
Jan
26
severed head pt.2
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HELSINKI (Reuters) - A hospital patient in Finland found a mouse head among the steamed vegetables on his plate. “Understandably, he lost his appetite,” said Sakari Kela, chief administrator at the Northern Karelia Central Hospital. The health of the patient in Joensuu, eastern Finland, had not been compromised by the dead rodent, Kela said on Saturday. The severed head most likely originated in a bag of Belgian vegetables. The body has not been found and being “a Belgian mouse, the rest of it could be anywhere in Europe“, Kela said.
Jan
26
severed head
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now this is true friendship
Jan
26
hot chocolate theory
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recommended by B
A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were talking at
a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now
retired.
During their visit, the conversation turned to complaints about stress
in their work and lives. Offering his guests hot chocolate, the
professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of hot
chocolate and an assortment of cups—porcelain, glass, crystal, some
plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help
themselves to the hot chocolate.
When they all had a cup of hot chocolate in hand, the professor said:
Notice that all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken, leaving
behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only
the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
The cup that you’re drinking from adds nothing to the quality of the hot
chocolate. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases
even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was hot
chocolate, not the cup; but you consciously went for the best cups…
And then you began eyeing each others cups.
Now consider this: Life is the hot chocolate; your job, money and
position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and
contain life.
The cup you have does not define, nor change the quality of life you
have. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the
hot chocolate provided us.
The happiest people don’t have the best of everything. They just make
the best of everything that they have. Live simply. Love generously.
Care deeply. Speak kindly. And enjoy your hot chocolate!!!
Jan
26
clever ad for jeans
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very smart ad, click the pic
Jan
26
husband is not taking any chances
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this husband takes no chances, click the image to max and read the story.
Jan
26
coke for cars
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This is the reality of life in today’s world. as always click picture to maximize.
